Also, anon, given the joking ambiguity of my answer before, I would have HAPPILY answered that question without a second thought if not for piddly little asshats like yourself asking and acting like rude entitled children. You BELIEVE that you deserve answers because you asked a question, that sense of entitlement has been addressed on my blog more than once, so I’ve made you a list of things you’re not entitled to just because you asked:
- Anything.
I hope that clears some stuff up, okay?
Anonymous asked: Someone already asked you a tmi question and you refused to answer. Why do you bother asking for anons when you won't answer them?
Oh, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry. Excuse me, I forgot this was your blog, anon. I forgot that I have to FORCE myself to answer questions I intentionally (and jokingly) left ambiguous to amuse you, and by doing so that implies I will NEVER answer any questions ever. I am such a horrible person, how did I not see it?! I am undeserving of any and all questions because of my refusal to answer one because anon says so.
Get the fuck over yourself.
IT’S TMI TUESDAY! SEND ME TMIs OR REVERSE TMIs!
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Anonymous asked: 1-80
1. Are you happy right now? : Yes
2.have you ever smoked pot? : Nope
3.Would you smoke pot? : Probably not
4.Do you want any tattoos/piercings? : Yes
5.What tattoos/piercings do you want and where? : I have one already planned, but I need to think of another. The thought of the asymmetry kills me (I wish I was making that up)
6.Have you ever kissed the same sex? : Yes
7.Turn ons? : Done
8.Turn offs? : Done
9.Five fears? : Oblivian. Giving the wrong impression. Dissapointing the people I care about. Missing important cues from people. My sarcasm being taken as seriousness.
10.If you could look like a celebrity which would it be? : Whichever one looks the most like me.
11.Favorite author? : John Green
12.What place would you like to visit/live some day? : Done
13.Are you a confident person? : Yes
14.What does your latest text message from someone else say? : Done
15.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23 and read line 17: “Well of course Dumbledore is a biographer’s dream” says Skeeter.
16.How do you vent your anger? : Music
17.Love or lust? : Love
18.What do you think about most? : Life
19. What does your latest text message from someone else say? : Repeat, and done.
20. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? : Depends
21. What’s your strangest talent? : Crack knuckles on cue
22. Girls…. are cool; Boys…. are cool too.
23.Ever had a poem or song written about you? : Nope
24. When is the last time you played the air guitar? : …Yesterday
25. Do you have any strange phobias? : Not strange, but germs.
26.Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? :No
27.What’s your religion? : N/A
28. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? : Walking?
29.Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? : Behind
30.Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? : The Beatles
31.What was the last lie you told? : “I love you”
32.Do you believe in karma? : Sort of
33.What does your URL mean? : I had too many fandoms I am a part of and people were complaining about my old url “consultingtimelordwithahexbag”
34.What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? : Weakness: Temper Strength: I can roll with the physical and metaphorical punches, I’ve got a metaphorical thick skin.
35.Who is your celebrity crush? : Billie Piper
36. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes
37. How do you vent your anger? : Repeat
38. Do you have a collection of anything? : Games, various trading cards
39. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? : Video chat
40. Are you happy with the person you’ve become? : Very
41. What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? : Hate: Metal scraping on metal Love: when you pull of a screen protecter
42. What’s your biggest “what if”? : Um…..I have NO idea
43. Do you believe in ghosts? : No How about aliens? : Yes, but I’m not married to the idea that they are smarter than us.
44. Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? : Hookah, smoking some Al Fakher Orange Do the same with your left arm.laptop
45. Smell the air. What do you smell? : Oranges
46.What’s the worst place you have ever been to? : Biet Tsuvah
47.Choose East Coast or West Coast? : West!
48. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? :Does Billie Piper still count?
49.To you, what is the meaning of life? : Be happy
50. Define Art. : Physical / Digital expressions of creativity
51. Do you believe in luck? : No
52. What’s the weather like right now? : HOT
53. What time is it? : 11:03
54. Do you drive? : If so, have you ever crashed? : Yes / o
55. What was the last book you read? : The Name of The Star by Maureen Johnson
56.Do you like the smell of gasoline? : Yes
57. Do you have any nicknames? : Alex
58. What was the last movie you saw? : Rewatch of LOTR
59.What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? : Ruptured spleen
60. Have you ever caught a butterfly? : Probably as a kid
61. Do you have any obsessions right now? : Eh
62.What’s your sexual orientation? : Straight
63. Ever had a rumor spread about you? : Plenty
64. Do you believe in magic? : As somebody who used to perform card magic, no.
65. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? : Sometimes
66.What is your astrological sign? : Gemini
67. Do you save money or spend it? : Both
68. What’s the last thing you purchased? : Said Al Fakher Orange tobacco I’m smoking
69. Where were you yesterday? : Home pretty much all day. Small outing to the bank
70. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? : The prizoner of Azkaban dust jacket has some pink on it, and the books are on my desk
71. Are you wearing socks right now? : Nope
72. What’s your favorite animal? : Dogs
73. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? : N/A
74. Where is your best friend? : Boot Camp
75. Spit or swallow? : Um…Spit I guess? Is it me doing it or somebody else? I don’t really want cum in my mouth so spit for me, and it’s the other person’s choice
76. What is your heritage? : Russin
77. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? : Diablo 3 with people.
78. What do you think is Satan’s last name? : Moffat
79. Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? : Fucking DUH
80. Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? : Yes
Send me a number and I'll answer it please :)
- 1. Are you happy right now?
- 2.have you ever smoked pot?
- 3.Would you smoke pot?
- 4.Do you want any tattoos/piercings?
- 5.What tattoos/piercings do you want and where?
- 6.Have you ever kissed the same sex?
- 7.Turn ons?
- 8.Turn offs?
- 9.Five fears?
- 10.If you could look like a celebrity which would it be?
- 11.Favorite author?
- 12.What place would you like to visit/live some day?
- 13.Are you a confident person?
- 14.What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 15.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23 and read line 17
- 16.How do you vent your anger?
- 17.Love or lust?
- 18.What do you think about most?
- 19. What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 20. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
- 21. What’s your strangest talent?
- 22. Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
- 23.Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 24. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 25. Do you have any strange phobias?
- 26.Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 27.What’s your religion?
- 28. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 29.Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 30.Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 31.What was the last lie you told?
- 32.Do you believe in karma?
- 33.What does your URL mean?
- 34.What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 35.Who is your celebrity crush?
- 36. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 37. How do you vent your anger?
- 38. Do you have a collection of anything?
- 39. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 40. Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
- 41. What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 42. What’s your biggest “what if”?
- 43. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 44. Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 45. Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 46.What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
- 47.Choose East Coast or West Coast?
- 48. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 49.To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 50. Define Art.
- 51. Do you believe in luck?
- 52. What’s the weather like right now?
- 53. What time is it?
- 54. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 55. What was the last book you read?
- 56.Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 57. Do you have any nicknames?
- 58. What was the last movie you saw?
- 59.What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
- 60. Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 61. Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 62.What’s your sexual orientation?
- 63. Ever had a rumor spread about you?
- 64. Do you believe in magic?
- 65. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 66.What is your astrological sign?
- 67. Do you save money or spend it?
- 68. What’s the last thing you purchased?
- 69. Where were you yesterday?
- 70. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 71. Are you wearing socks right now?
- 72. What’s your favorite animal?
- 73. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 74. Where is your best friend?
- 75. Spit or swallow?(;
- 76. What is your heritage?
- 77. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 78. What do you think is Satan’s last name?
- 79. Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 80. Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- Sorry if some of these are repeated.
Anonymous asked: You obviously haven't had oral sex if you won't answer a question about it. It's because you're lying. You're about as chaste as Mother Theresa.
Think what you want to anon. You aren’t going to bait me into saying what you want. Only an idiot would fall for something this obvious, in fact, the only person stupider is the one who thought it would work.
Anonymous asked: Just answer the stupid oral sex question!
How about no. If I didn’t answer it once, I’m not going to do it now.
I need feminism because today I was going to buy this t-shirt from the men’s section of a clothing store. The shop assistant tried to take it from me because “it’s a men’s t-shirt. It isn’t made for female bodies.” I said that I had tried it on and liked it, so I wanted to buy it. A group of nearby middle-aged men then started scoffing, and one said, “you don’t want to buy that shirt anyway. It gives men the wrong impression.” What wrong impression? What? Just let me buy the damn shirt without making me feel like I’m doing something wrong as a woman just because I wear men’s t-shirts. I don’t need or want your comments. (men’s t-shirts are usually cooler than women’s t-shirts anyway.)
I once bought a “girls” shirt. It was pretty unisex looking to me, the sleeves were a decent length, not too long, not too short, the chest laid flat enough without any distortion in the image, and the collar was also not so far scooped that it looked strange on me. Obviously,after considering that, I went to purchase it.The woman at the counter kept asking me if it were for my girlfriend, I said no, it’s for me. And well….basically same story, different pronouns.
She will be amazing.
River Song’s timeline (so far), in pictures.
I’m really glad someone figured this out and put it in order. =)
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Anonymous asked: you should answer either all of the even numbered questions or all of the odd numbered questions
I totally didn’t save this ask for when it was 5 AM and I was bored. And I’ll do them all because it’s 5 am and I’m bored.
- 0: Height Like 5’9
- 1: Age 19
- 2: Shoe size 11 1/2 wide
- 3: Do you smoke? Yes
- 4: Do you drink? Occasionally
- 5: Do you take drugs? No
- 6: Age you get mistaken for 23
- 7: Have tattoos? Yes
- 8: Want any tattoos? Yes
- 9: Got any piercings? No
- 10: Want any piercings? No
- 11: Best friend? Chris
- 12: Relationship status Single
- 13: Biggest turn ons Redheads and nerd girls
- 14: Biggest turn offs Stupid people who don’t care about anything
- 15: Favorite movie Um….I might answer pulp fiction this time
- 16: I’ll love you if… we’re mutually attracted to eachother and decide to be in a relationship long enough to warrant romatic love.
- 17: Someone you miss Chris
- 18: Most traumatic experience Spleenlessness
- 19: A fact about your personality I am really nervous when I first meet people so I give off a more….douchey vibe than I’d like, to overcompensate that and I dislike it a lot
- 20: What I hate most about myself See above
- 21: What I love most about myself Capacity for empathy and understanding
- 22: What I want to be when I get older Teacher
- 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) Awesome!
- 24: My relationship with my parent(s) Dad - Good. Mom - Bad
- 25: My idea of a perfect date Cute, laid back and fun. People always seem to foregoe the fun for their own self image.
- 26: My biggest pet peeves Ignorance
- 27: A description of the girl/boy I like I don’t really /like/ anybody
- 28: A description of the person I dislike the most See turn offs
- 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend To protect them
- 30: What I hate the most about work/school Having to review a flavor I KNOW I’m going to hate. I’m looking at you can of Rose flavored tobacco that’s been on my to-do list for weeks now. I know I liked other rose flavors but you smell too strong and I doubt you have the citrus background notes that make florals acceptable.
- 31: What my last text message says “Nice! We gotta play (diablo 3) soon! Are you coming to the hot tub?”
- 32: What words upset me the most Stupid ones
- 33: What words make me feel the best about myself Geuine complimets grounded in reality.
- 34: What I find attractive in women Red hair, personality, and I’m a toooootal sucker for green eyes.
- 35: What I find attractive in men Um, well, I guess like I envy the physique of other guys so that?
- 36: Where I would like to live Somewhere it’s a NORMAL FREAKING TEMPERATURE all year round…and rainy.
- 37: One of my insecurities Surgical scars
- 38: My childhood career choice No lie, for the LONGEST time I wanted to be an egyptologist. My 3rd grade teacher let me borrow highschool level books on Egypt because I was in love with it.
- 39: My favorite ice cream flavor I like plain vanilla. Maybe some Caramel too.
- 40: Who I wish I could be Me
- 41: Where I want to be right now Here
- 42: The last thing I ate Chicken
- 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately Felecia Day and Olivia Wilde, preferably together.
- 44: A random fact about anything Hippopotamus breast milk is pink.
